[nogomet] Italijanska Serie A
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Note: a scouser is a native inhabitant of Liverpool, England.
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go
home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Manchester, Birmingham, Newcastle, and
anywhere else in northern England.
LOL!
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go
home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Manchester, Birmingham, Newcastle, and
anywhere else in northern England.
LOL!
hehe v lecce-ju igra brat mojega sosolca...oz ko smo se bili v soli,,,uceraj so zmagali..Citat:
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mah....sej ni sploh dominiral...je imel sreco da je quagliarelle imel slab dan oz da je kalac obranil tekmo zivljenja...Citat:
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Glavn, da je Milan spet zmagu, sam ker dolgčas od tekme. Sm zaspal zravn!
itak! sam, da se zmaga....se pa neverjetno pozna odsotnost Pirla. Igra popolnoma brez idej.
@draghan...pa kaj si ti gledal? posest žoge 70-30? ni dominiral? niso bili nevem kako nevarni, ampak vseeno bolj kot Udinese, ki se je branil z 11-imi igralci. Inter barzeletta d'Italia!
@draghan...pa kaj si ti gledal? posest žoge 70-30? ni dominiral? niso bili nevem kako nevarni, ampak vseeno bolj kot Udinese, ki se je branil z 11-imi igralci. Inter barzeletta d'Italia!
Ma mislim ne reč da je včeraj Milan nadigral Udinese....en lep pari je bil več kot pošten...posest žoge ne pomeni nič...oz ne pomeni da je ena ekipa boljša..še posebej v Italiji ne...Hmmm glede Interja mislim da so mu včeraj sodniki malo pomagali to je res....ampak saj veš kako je pravil veliki Boškov...rigore e quando arbitro fischia....
P.S. ekipa ki tako prepričljivo vodi je težko barzeletta...če pa si aludiral na penal...hmmm....fallo di nesta su quagliarella...rigore????No................................hehe gledal SEM PA NA SKY
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P.S. ekipa ki tako prepričljivo vodi je težko barzeletta...če pa si aludiral na penal...hmmm....fallo di nesta su quagliarella...rigore????No................................hehe gledal SEM PA NA SKY
Ja Udine so pač poseben teren....nenazadnje je firma v kateri delam tudi eden glavnih spoznzorjev Udinese calcio...in velika večina navija za Udinese....to bo še zanim teden...kronan seveda u nedeljo na tekmi....in zmago Interja...upam!
Milan je klasa in to se ve...noben sploh ni v to pomislil....
Milan je klasa in to se ve...noben sploh ni v to pomislil....
se mi je zdelo...Tabor Sežana rossonero..Milan rossonero.....teran črn...pršut rdeč...ja ja tipično kraševsko....
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