hudi filmski "citati"

krizo

Pripravnik
18. jul 2007
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sedim pred računalnikom
Hello Clarice.
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msenjur

Guru
11. sep 2007
27.022
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khm... na popu je glih maraton Botra... pa se ni noben spomnu stavka

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
 

Untouchable

Zelenc'
16. sep 2007
26
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Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness? THIS... IS... SPARTA!

[Kicks the messenger down the well]

[300]
 

Michkena

Pripravnik
4. avg 2007
765
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"You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth"

Jack Nicholson, kdo drug... (A Few Good men)
vsi njegovi so dobri
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OldSkul

gps navigator
20. jul 2007
1.866
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I'm Tony Montana! You [censored] with me, you fuckin' with the best!

You wanna [censored] with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (začne strelat z mitraljezom)

You know what capitalism is? Getting [censored]!

Vse iz Scarface
 

Fe3

Thinc
13. avg 2007
1.054
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Vzhodna Gorenjska
Poruæili su Krstiæ, da je pukla guma i da če zakasniti...



Vozi Miško!



-Ko to tamo peva? Pijane putnike neæu da vozim!

-Pa kad ne može da pevam, jel mogu da plačem?

-Proplakat češ ti meni znaš kako kad te opalim šakom!



Neæemo, valjda, sa Ciganima, da se vozimo?



A prošle godine je za opkladu vozio pola kilometra u rikverc! (vezanih očiju, naravno...)



Ovaj most nije tako loš, kako izgleda...



-Da sam ja pao u reku, odmah bi se udavio.

-Ovakvi kao ja, ne dave se tako lako!



-Izvinite, gde su otišli oni s autobusa?

-Svi su otišli tamo preko.

...Tata, i ja bi to radio!

-Pa i tata bi, sine!
 
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Kaspar_Hauser

Zelenc'
28. avg 2007
19
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tu neki
"This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!" - 300

"I think this is a beginning of a wonderful friendship." - Casablanca
 

civil

Fizikalc
18. jul 2007
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The Fugitive (1993)... when Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) tells Marshal Gerard, "I didn't kill my wife," Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) replies, "I don't care!"
 

frisk

Pripravnik
25. sep 2007
735
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18
Domžale
Iz filma "Kenny" (2006):

Kenny: [advice on getting married] Cut out the middle man; find someone you hate and buy them a house.

Ko razlaga sodelavcem, kolk dela bojo mel na nekem festivalu, kjer so zadolženi za postavitev kemičnih WCjev:

Kenny: We'll be busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
 

de_Zolt

Pripravnik
19. jul 2007
82
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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Col. Kilgore iz filma Apocalypse now



klik
 
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s22b

Fizikalc
1. sep 2007
3.199
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Quills, Marquis de Sade: If someone would try to walk on water and drowned, would you blame the Bible?
 

Untouchable

Zelenc'
16. sep 2007
26
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Man on fire:

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
 

kajn

Guru
5. okt 2007
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Iskajoč brata
Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Lucky number Slevin


Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.

Snatch


John Gustafson: Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

Grandpa: [to Mama Regatti in the produce section of the market] How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size canalloni.

Grumpier old man


Max Goldman: Good morning, dickhead.
John Gustafson: Hello, moron.

Grandpa Gustafson: Kids; Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
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Grumpy old man