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Ma, oštja, kaj si ti nor? Kaj hodi, on in Ciganæe se prevažata v novem A5 !!

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No, če te bo kateri na poti na piknik zrinil s ceste, veš kdo je to bil ...

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Virtualni Audi še nikol ni realnega zrinu s ceste, tko da ...dream on ...

Uuuuu, lejga, še en audi fahrer ...

Vsaj dela

Tako je, stara, ampak delujoča. In preizkušena. Še najboljše od vsega pa je, da je zlo realna.
Meni fiktivna 3.0 ne ustreza

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A nismo to že 1x mel?

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Na čem je pa ta?

Wellcome to the club.



Tisti E bi moral biti točno definiran.

Meni je včeraj ostala paleta modularca zaradi njenega pametovanja.

Vidim v avtomibilizmu zakaj te matra.

Jah nevem kake babe mate vi Jaz dvomim da se bo moja spremenila po poroki in ko bo froc

daj link do teme, da ne bom iskal, plis

Zjebala je mašino na avtu.

Glej mojo temo; Amortizer.

ahaha..da ji jeb*em mamicu

Se prav, da ne bi bla dobra za testiranje Hond? Bi prec prišle na slab glas ...

EDIT: Evo ga, spet ti ... Gatton, ni miru pred tabo ...

men se bo zrolal od tvojga avatarja..povsod spamaš

Lej ga ....

ni ona kriva. krvi si ti.
prvič ker s nabavil klump s katerim se je bila potem prisiljena voziti
in drugič ker si jo pustil samo v tistem klumpu namesto, da bi jo ti pelal...( pa še bi se kaj našlo zakaj si ti kriv )
cigli ti bodo pa še prav prišli ( če ne prej takrat ko boš spregledal in si na drugem koncu parcele postavil svoj kotiček... ); ona je na vse mislilsa, samo ti tega ne dojemaš še

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Dobrodošel v zakonskem stanu. Po koliko časa si ugotovil omenjene hibe?

Tudi moji ženi je škodovala poročna torta.

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V sledečem besedilu je vse razloženo v razumljivem jeziku. Smo si pa sami krivi, da pred "posodobitvijo" ne preberemo navodil:


Upgrade to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help!
Joe.


Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have
ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck!
Tech Support