When God asked for light Chuck Norris told him to say please, When Chuck Norris could not complete this task McGyver created it out of a toothpick three chocolate bars and his swiss army knife.
Micheal Schumacher's winning F1 car was made in 3 weeks by Macgyver using only a Wal-Mart shopping cart, a 1983 model CB radio and two lawnmowers. But the secret of the cars success was the great traction he created by using a liquid that was made with melted fruit loops which he smeared on the tires.
Macgyver invented the first PSP prototype in 1984 using 2 AA batteries, duct tape and a carton of low fat milk.
In an attempt to thwart Chuck Norris, McGyver built a time machine out of a scratch ticket, some duct tape and a nail file. Once McGyver successfully traveled back in time to Chuck's birth he was promptly welcomed with strangulation by umbilical cord.